We at PoopBite have collected inspirational, wise, and humorous old BED quotes, BED sayings, and BED proverbs over the times from a mixture of sources.
The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.
A bed is where a sense of shared purpose first takes root.
The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.
The bed is now as public as the dinner table and governed by the same rules of formal confrontation.
The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it
Guy De Maupassant
In bed we laugh, in bed, we cry, and born in bed, in bed we die; The near approach a bed may show of human bliss to human woe.
And the bed, he thought. A bed is my friend. Just bed, he thought. The bed will be a great thing. It is easy when you are beaten, he thought. I never knew how easy it was. And what beat you, the thought.
O bed! O bed! delicious bed! That heaven upon earth to the weary head.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
A bed is the best place for reading, thinking, or doing nothing.
On the soft bed of luxury, many kingdoms have expired.
The bed is just gorgeous. It’s bright and colorful. It looks like a whole bunch of mattresses piled up. But it’s an optical illusion. It’s really just fabric, stuffing, nails and a staple gun. It’s so tall, you need a ladder to get in.