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Popular Beer Quotes And Beer Sayings

We at PoopBite have collected inspirational, wise, and humorous old BEER quotes, BEER sayings, and BEER proverbs over the times from a mixture of sources.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin


Beer is a wholesome liquor… it abounds with nourishment.     

Dr. Benjamin Rush


Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Al Bundy


24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?     

Stephen Wright


They who drink beer will think beer.     

Washington Irving


Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.     

David Rains Wallace


The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

Ancient Egyptian Saying


A little bit of beer is divine medicine.

Paracelsus


Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Kaiser Wilhelm


Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.     

Bruce Carlton


Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.

Harold Rudolph


People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.

Capital Brewery


If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.     

Jack Handy


A bar is better than a newspaper for public discussion.     

Jim Parker


For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.     

William Shakespeare


Religions change; beer and wine remain.

Hervey Allen


Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.     

Henry Lawson


Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day. Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life.

Author Unknown


Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

David Moulton


There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.

Stephen Morris


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Kinky Friedman


Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.     

Arnold Schwarzenegger


He was a wise man who invented beer.

Plato


For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

William Shakespeare


You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Frank Zappa


Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Dave Barry


Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.

Thomas Jefferson


In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say scientists’ I meant Irish people.

Tina Fey


Most people hate the taste of beer, to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.     

Winston Churchill


Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.

Wiley


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