We at PoopBite have collected inspirational, wise, and humorous old BEER quotes, BEER sayings, and BEER proverbs over the times from a mixture of sources.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Beer is a wholesome liquor… it abounds with nourishment.
Dr. Benjamin Rush
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
They who drink beer will think beer.
Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.
David Rains Wallace
The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
Ancient Egyptian Saying
A little bit of beer is divine medicine.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.
People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
A bar is better than a newspaper for public discussion.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Give a man a beer, he’ll drink for the day. Teach a man to brew, he’ll be drunk the rest of his life.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say scientists’ I meant Irish people.
Most people hate the taste of beer, to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.
Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.