We at PoopBite have collected inspirational, wise, and humorous old BEING A WOMAN quotes, BEING A WOMAN sayings, and BEING A WOMAN proverbs over the times from a mixture of sources.
I am a woman in the process. I’m just trying like everybody else. I try to take every conflict, every experience and learn from it. Life is never dull.
It is hard to be a woman. You must think like a man, act like a lady, look like a young girl, and work like a horse.
Behind every successful woman… is a basket of dirty laundry.
A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
No woman should ever perceive herself as inferior to a man, because there is absolutely nothing inferior about childbearing and upbringing.
Women are always being tested… but ultimately, each of us has to define who we are individually and then do the very best job we can to grow into it.
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, which, to admire, we should not understand.
Two women can’t share a house comfortably, no matter how fond they might be of each other. It’s got to be one woman’s kitchen.
A woman is rarely up to date on the subject of her age.
ROBERT ELLIOTT GONZALES
Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore; not because they are pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.
Henri Frederic Amiel
Women are strange and incomprehensible, a device invented by Providence to keep the wit of a man well sharpened by constant employment.
A woman is the salvation or destruction of the family. She carries its destinies in the folds of her mantle.
Women are beautiful when they’re young, and not after. Men can still preserve their sex appeal well into old age… Some men can maintain if they embrace it … cragginess, weary masculinity. Women just get old and fat and wrinkly.
If a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted – there is practically nothing she can’t do.
Most women bestow their favors upon men, not from Passion, but from Compassion.
There is in every true woman’s heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity, but which kindles up and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity.
All is possible to woman, for a woman alone may make herself impossible.
Charles Edward Jerningham
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
I like being a woman, even in a man’s world. After all, men can’t wear dresses, but we can wear pants.
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.
I feel there is something unexplored about woman that only a woman can explore.
The reason women don’t play football is that 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
Being a lady is an attitude.
The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
One is not born a woman, one becomes one.
Simone De Beauvoir
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
Being a woman is hard work.
Being a woman has only bothered me in climbing trees.
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
Being a grown-up woman doesn’t mean you can’t look beautiful, individual and different.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
Every woman is a queen, and we all have different things to offer.
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
If you ask men about their body image, they will tell you they look better than they do. And if you ask a woman, she’ll tell you she looks worse.
It’s simple. Women only nag when they feel unappreciated.
Louis de Bernieres
I think being a woman is like being Irish… Everyone says you’re important and nice, but you take second place all the same.
When she stopped conforming to the conventional picture of femininity she finally began to enjoy being a woman.
There is a pain in being a woman, yes, but there is pride in it, too.
Mary Pauline Lowry
To rebel against being born a woman seemed as foolish to her as to take pride in it.
A woman can keep one secret – the secret of her age.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.
The three words women most want to hear from a man are, “You lost weight.
A woman who has no way of expressing herself and of realizing herself as a full human being has nothing else to turn to but the owning of material things.
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly.
Thomas C. Haliburton
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
A woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends up blocking his retreat.
The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back.