We at PoopBite have collected inspirational, wise, and humorous old BIRTHDAYS quotes, BIRTHDAYS sayings, and BIRTHDAYS proverbs over the times from a mixture of sources.
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
With mirth and laughter, let old wrinkles come.
The year you were born marks only your entry into the world. Other years where you prove your worth, they are the ones worth celebrating.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
Menachem Mendel Schneerson
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
I count too heavily on birthdays, though I know I shouldn’t. Inevitably I begin to assess my life by them, figure out how I’m doing by how many people remember; it’s like the old fantasy of attending your own funeral: You get to see who your friends are, get to see who shows up.
It is not how old you are, but how you are old.
A birthday is a time to reflect on the year gone by but to also set your goals for the upcoming year.
Most of us can remember a time when a birthday, especially if it was one’s own, brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternatives.
The way I see it, you should live every day like it’s your birthday.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake.
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
My Birthday! What a different sound that word had in my youthful ear.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Things to ponder every Birthday: If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.
Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we’ll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end.
Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
If you lie about your age on your birthday, make sure you choose a comfortable number.
Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
Don’t just count your years, make your years count.
The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.