in

Popular Christmas Tree Quotes And Christmas Tree Sayings

We at PoopBite have collected inspirational, wise, and humorous old CHRISTMAS TREE quotes, CHRISTMAS TREE sayings, and CHRISTMAS TREE proverbs over the times from a mixture of sources.

Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin, inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night.

John Geddes


He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

Roy L. Smith


It’s not what’s under the Christmas tree that matters, it’s who’s around it.     

Charlie Brown


Lots of people were activating phones under the Christmas tree.     

Peter Ritcher


The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

Burton Hillis


I grew up with a Christmas tree, I’m going to stay with a Christmas tree.

Thomas Menino


The perfect Christmas tree, all Christmas trees are perfect.

Charles N. Barnard


Some Christmas tree ornaments do more than glitter and glow, they represent a gift of love given a long time ago.     

Tom Baker


Taking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical.

Greg Fitzsimmons


I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.

Linus Van Pelt


Glittering tinsel, lights, glass balls, and candy canes dangle from pine trees.

Richelle E. Goodrich


The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature.

Andy Rooney


The earth reminded us of a Christmas tree ornament hanging in the blackness of space. As we got farther and farther away it diminished in size. Finally, it shrank to the size of a marble, the most beautiful marble you can imagine.

James Irwin


Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.

Bill Bryson


I lit up like a Christmas tree.

Hazel Grace


Now I’m an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions.     

Orson Welles


Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

Larry Wilde


They’ve got plastic Christmas trees now. They’re hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.

Milton Berle


I was only kicking down the Christmas tree to get the star on top.     

Ray Bradbury


I don’t know what I believe. I guess that makes me a Christmas tree agnostic.

Stephanie Perkins


Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree.     

T. S. Eliot


A Christmas tree, the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.

Jay Leno


The Christmas tree, twinkling with lights, had a mountain of gifts piled up beneath it, like offerings to the great god of excess.

Tess Gerritsen


Christmas trees don’t grow on trees; they need rainbows, lumberjacks, and Leprechauns on unicorns playing jock jams on glockenspiels.     

Ryan Ross


Make your plate look like a Christmas tree, I tell people, mostly green with splashes of other bright colors.

Victoria Moran


There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.     

Dan Florence


The smell of pine needles, spruce and the smell of a Christmas tree, those to me, are the scents of the holidays.

Blake Lively


Tree decorating with cats. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, your Ornaments are history!

Courtney VanSickle


The Christmas tree is the dot on the i.     

Frank Taylor


A Christian should resemble a fruit tree with real fruit, not a Christmas tree with decorations tied on.     

John Stott


I stone got crazy when I saw somebody run down them strings with a bottleneck. My eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and I said that I had to learn.     

Muddy Waters


Cover Image: Source

Popular Christmas Family Quotes And Christmas Family Sayings

Popular Chronic Illness Quotes And Chronic Illness Sayings