We at PoopBite have collected inspirational, wise, and humorous old CHRISTMAS TREE quotes, CHRISTMAS TREE sayings, and CHRISTMAS TREE proverbs over the times from a mixture of sources.
Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin, inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night.
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
Roy L. Smith
It’s not what’s under the Christmas tree that matters, it’s who’s around it.
Lots of people were activating phones under the Christmas tree.
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
I grew up with a Christmas tree, I’m going to stay with a Christmas tree.
The perfect Christmas tree, all Christmas trees are perfect.
Charles N. Barnard
Some Christmas tree ornaments do more than glitter and glow, they represent a gift of love given a long time ago.
Taking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical.
I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.
Linus Van Pelt
Glittering tinsel, lights, glass balls, and candy canes dangle from pine trees.
Richelle E. Goodrich
The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature.
The earth reminded us of a Christmas tree ornament hanging in the blackness of space. As we got farther and farther away it diminished in size. Finally, it shrank to the size of a marble, the most beautiful marble you can imagine.
Christmas tree stands are the work of the devil and they want you dead.
I lit up like a Christmas tree.
Now I’m an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions.
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
They’ve got plastic Christmas trees now. They’re hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.
I was only kicking down the Christmas tree to get the star on top.
I don’t know what I believe. I guess that makes me a Christmas tree agnostic.
Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree.
T. S. Eliot
A Christmas tree, the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.
The Christmas tree, twinkling with lights, had a mountain of gifts piled up beneath it, like offerings to the great god of excess.
Christmas trees don’t grow on trees; they need rainbows, lumberjacks, and Leprechauns on unicorns playing jock jams on glockenspiels.
Make your plate look like a Christmas tree, I tell people, mostly green with splashes of other bright colors.
There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.
The smell of pine needles, spruce and the smell of a Christmas tree, those to me, are the scents of the holidays.
Tree decorating with cats. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, your Ornaments are history!
The Christmas tree is the dot on the i.
A Christian should resemble a fruit tree with real fruit, not a Christmas tree with decorations tied on.
I stone got crazy when I saw somebody run down them strings with a bottleneck. My eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and I said that I had to learn.