We at PoopBite have collected inspirational, wise, and humorous old CHUBBY quotes, CHUBBY sayings, and CHUBBY proverbs over the times from a mixture of sources.
Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.
A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.
A fat person lives shorter but eats longer.
Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
To lose confidence in one’s body is to lose confidence in oneself.
Simone De Beauvoir
Inside every fat man, there’s a thin man trying to get out.
Forget about calories – everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.
We feel it’s unacceptable to be fat when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is.
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort.
Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly.
Every fat person says it’s not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can’t push away from the table.
To call yourself ‘plus-size’ is just a euphemism for being fat. Life is much easier when you’re thinner. Big is not beautiful, of course, a job comes down to how you look.
You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can’t be fat and healthy.
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.
George R. R. Martin
It’s funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!
If you grow up fast, you have to try harder.
If you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chair back from the dinner table.
Nobody loves a fat girl, but oh how a fat girl can love.
The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.
You can be fat and still be sexy. It all depends on how you feel about yourself.
A diet that is high in fat, sugar, and salt makes it really hard for a body to function efficiently.
Each individual woman’s body demands to be accepted on its own terms.
Even if you’re fat, one thing always fits shoes.
A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin.
He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.
Fat is merely stored energy. It is a physical state, nothing more and nothing less. It implies zero about your value as a person in this world.
Fat people who want to reduce should take their exercise on an empty stomach and sit down to their food out of breath. Thin people who want to get fat should do exactly the opposite and never take exercise on an empty stomach.
Outside every fat man, there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial.
The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected.
Fat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet.
When you get fat, you get a new personality. You can’t help it. Complete strangers ascribe it to you.
Excess body fat alters the levels of the hormones insulin, leptin, and estrogen, and these factors are believed to be responsible for the acceleration of pubertal timing by obesity.