We at PoopBite have collected inspirational, wise old FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL Quotes, FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL Sayings, FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL Proverbs and phrases over the times from a mixture of sources.
I know worrying works because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
Will Rogers
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Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.
Ellen DeGeneres
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Franklin P. Jones
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We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken?
Rutherford Platt
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The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs one step at a time.
Joe Girard
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If at first you don’t succeed, think how many people you’ve made happy.
H. Duane Black
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Margaret Mead
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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tosing in the lifeboats.
Voltaire
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You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Jack London
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Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.
Jason Love
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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Miles Kington
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Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers.
Eoin Colfer
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I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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Certainly, there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny. Did you ever try buying them without money?
Ogden Nash
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People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing that’s why we recommend it daily.
Zig Ziglar
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There are three sides to every story: yours, his and the truth.
Madge Kennedy
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Money won’t make you happy … but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
Zig Ziglar
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There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through… There needs to be a monster truck option.
Jeph Jacques
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A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
Someone
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Just having knowledge is like having a bunch of things in the attic sure you’ll use it someday but in the meantime, it just clogs up space!
Dasrim Hasik
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Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive it isn’t.
Richard Bach
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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
A.A. Milne
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If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
Betty Reese
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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
Reba McEntire
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Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.
Gladys Berthe Stern
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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
Ethel Barrymore
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My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything even if you have no clue what you’re doing.
Jessica Alba
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A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
Charles Gordy
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Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles Schulz
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Laugh and the world laugh with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Albert Einstein
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Thomas Eddison
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You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
Steven Wright
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If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Dalai Lama
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If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.
Elvis Presley
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
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When I hear someone sigh that life is hard, I am tempted to ask, compared to what?’
Sydney Harris
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Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
Kyle Chandler
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Life is like a sewer what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Tom Lehrer
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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Mark Twain
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We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.
W. H. Auden
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Goal setting is similar to traveling from point A to point B within a city. If you clearly understand what the goal is, you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address.
Thomas Abreu
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Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost
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Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want to be done because he wants to do it.
Dwight Eisenhower
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Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.
Alexander Woollcott
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The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.
W. Clement Stone