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Popular Funny Inspirational Quotes And Funny Inspirational Sayings

We at PoopBite have collected inspirational, wise old FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL Quotes, FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL Sayings, FUNNY INSPIRATIONAL Proverbs and phrases over the times from a mixture of sources.

I know worrying works because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened. 

Will Rogers

Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that. 

Ellen DeGeneres

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.     

Franklin P. Jones

We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken? 

Rutherford Platt

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs one step at a time. 

Joe Girard

If at first you don’t succeed, think how many people you’ve made happy. 

H. Duane Black

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. 

Margaret Mead

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tosing in the lifeboats.     

Voltaire

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.     

Jack London

Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. 

Jason Love

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 

Miles Kington

Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers. 

Eoin Colfer

I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.     

Groucho Marx

Certainly, there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny. Did you ever try buying them without money?     

Ogden Nash

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing that’s why we recommend it daily. 

Zig Ziglar

There are three sides to every story: yours, his and the truth. 

Madge Kennedy

Money won’t make you happy … but everybody wants to find out for themselves.  

Zig Ziglar

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through… There needs to be a monster truck option. 

Jeph Jacques

A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. 

Someone

Just having knowledge is like having a bunch of things in the attic sure you’ll use it someday but in the meantime, it just clogs up space! 

Dasrim Hasik

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive it isn’t. 

Richard Bach

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.     

A.A. Milne

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. 

Betty Reese

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. 

Reba McEntire

Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone. 

Gladys Berthe Stern

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. 

Ethel Barrymore

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything even if you have no clue what you’re doing. 

Jessica Alba

A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.     

Charles Gordy

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.     

Charles Schulz

Laugh and the world laugh with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Anthony Burgess

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. 

Ron White

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.     

Albert Einstein

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Benjamin Franklin

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.     

Thomas Eddison

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?     

Steven Wright

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. 

Dalai Lama

If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck. 

Elvis Presley

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. 

Mark Twain

When I hear someone sigh that life is hard, I am tempted to ask, compared to what?’     

Sydney Harris

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.     

Kyle Chandler

Life is like a sewer what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.     

Tom Lehrer

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.     

Elbert Hubbard 

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.     

Mark Twain

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.   

W. H. Auden

Goal setting is similar to traveling from point A to point B within a city. If you clearly understand what the goal is, you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address. 

Thomas Abreu

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. 

Will Rogers

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.     

Robert Frost

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want to be done because he wants to do it.     

Dwight Eisenhower

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing. 

Alexander Woollcott

The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill. 

W. Clement Stone


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